CROSS-SECTIONS OF STAR WARS

Мне всего 19 лет! Какого хрена!!! (Фулл-ХД кстати)

1,2,1,2,3,4

We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!

We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!


(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I was testing you - and you passed,

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces,

Be required to fart on a regular basis,

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,

Channel 13 - Eyewitness news!

Robocop, who is he?

Dead or alive you're coming with me.


In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.


I'm telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me,

Why does everything I whip leave me?

My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy,

Fava beans and a nice Chianti,

You can count on Slippery Pete,

Suicide will be nice and neat!

I didn't build the Panama canal,

Open the pod bay doors please, HAL,


These aren't the droids you're looking for,

These aren't the droids we're looking for,

I am not a number I am a free man!

Rosebud.

To The Idiotmobile!

Right away Michael,

I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

You don't understand I coulda had class,

Round and tasty on a bun,

Ooh Zippy look what you've done!

Finally! Cast off those lines!

No, I've been nervous lots of times,

Red Rum! What's the matter honey?

Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!


We came, saw, we kicked it's ass,

Writing checks your body can't cash,

I was elected to lead, not read,

I feel the need - the need for speed,

Watch out for snakes, a good man's loafer,

HQ - my hat looks like a muffin - over,

My god it's full of stars,

There was no driver in the car..


In the car (repeat)


Well you see I'm in hot pursuit!


There are only two things I love in this world - everybody and television!

#The Simpsons

#Run With Us!

Ugh - you must be shrooming,

Wait for me Moomin!

Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy,

I want to go to there.


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

An oil tycoon - like a.. moustache,

Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed,

I don't give a shit, close enough,

Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat,

Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat,

What'd she say? I think she bought it,

Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!

C'mon let's take a drive! A drive?

Number 5 is alive!

It's only a laugh, no harm done,

Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum,

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller,

It's 2 degrees cooler,

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long,

Six words in the whole song.


We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!

You are number 6 5 4 3 2

I am not a number, I am a free man


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

Give me my 20,000 in cash,

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I think you woke up the dead with that blast

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I think fast, I talk fast,

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

Lois, this is not my Batman glass,

Американский художник Хорхе Кетца вдохновляется доколумбовым искусством и переосмысливает поп-иконы. Он берёт современных персонажей и изображает в стиле древних ацтеков и майя.

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Просмотры сериала Аколит за первые пять дней на 20% ниже, чем у Асоки

Хотя, производство стоило вдвое больше: 200 миллионов против 100. Видимо, не докрутили, надо еще больше гейства. 

Сначала Дисней бодро отрапортовали, что Аколит стал самой успешной премьерой на канале за весь 2024 год. Забыв упомянуть,  что единственными двумя крупными премьерами до Аколита были Эхо от Марвел с днищенскими рейтингами и Люди Икс 97, который хоть и получил ото всех отличные оценки, по просмотрам был даже еще ниже Эхо.

Теперь оказалось, что за первые пять дней у Аколита было всего 11 миллионов просмотров против 14 миллионов у Асоки за тот же период.

А еще Аколит стал сериалом по ЗВ с самыми низкими зрительскими оценками эвер. Оценки от критиков, в то же время, очень высокие.

И это пока только на основе двух первых эпизодов. Если верить посмотревшим третий эпизод, который выходит завтра, в нем должны быть какие-то фундаментальные шатания канона лесбиянками.

Не могу себя назвать прям фанатом ЗВ, но эта серия была со мной с самого раннего детства, и то, что с ней происходит в последнее время, меня удручает. Только на Андора надежда...