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joyoftech.com JAWAS The Good: - highly efficient recyclers and g practitioners of the barter system. The Bad: - they drive giant monster trucks through sensitive desert ecosystems. Chewbacca known to produce a substantial amount of methane, on the other hand, Wookies are also known to tear the arms of environmentalists out of their sockets if a they are given a low assessment grade. Luke Skywalker - participated in moisture farming agribusiness, which devastates Tatoonie's delicately dry environment. - illegally dumped bio-waste (a hand) and a lightsaber off of Cloud City onto planet Bespin. - wasteful destruction of two Death Stars (they could have been transformed into eco-tourism destinations.) - performed an unauthorized cremation in sensitive Ewok old-growth habitat. Han Solo - drives an old clunker (a bucket of bolts), often speeding. - left a mess in the Mos Eisley Cantina. - he has a high carbonite footprint. F ------------------------Environmental Assessments - of Star Wars Characters Yoda - uses clean energy (The Force) to do all his heavy lifting. - eats locally, lives in sustainable housing. A - body fades away upon death. Darth - oversees massive mega-projects. VADER " complicit in the destruction of entire planets. Q- - always runs his suit's air conditioning on high. - on the plus side, he is the inventor of the energy-efficient choking execution. The Good: The Bad: Princess Leia - campaigned passionately to save her planet Alderaan, although sadly, she was unsuccessful. - harnessed her telepathic powers to communicate & with her brother, eliminating need for cellphones. - is a known hater of mynocks, those loveable and cuddly parasitic space bats. - her bikini is a significant cause of Geekal Warming.
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